Just had a good time reminiscing my childhood with Jan and remembered I promised to record my favourite stories I like to tell my colleagues about my siblings that they look at me and say, "Good thing you turned out normal".
So here's one about a neighbour's water bed. Apparently they were quite a show off and Grace and Ron were a bit dengki when they invited them over to see their new water bed. Of course Grace didn't go empty handed and when they were invited to sit on the bed, the mother called the daughter down for something, leaving Grace and Ron in the room alone with the bed. Out came the needle and a jab was quickly administered.
The spurting water caused a mild panic so Grace covered it up with a pillow and they quickly went down to tell the girl it was time they went home. We never knew what happened after that.
4 comments:
Hey, you think you are normal? You forgot to tell people why you don't eat taugeh.
:P that's a natural process, not something i did, like all your stories.
er...what happened to you didn't sound like an everyday occurence...
i didn't say it was an everyday occurrence. it's just that i didn't go looking for it or i didn't initiate it. like finding bugs in my food.
and anyway, defecating an entire undigested taugeh doesn't make an interesting story as compared to your collection of stories. wait, i'll remember more soon.
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