Monday, December 19, 2005

Be Prepared!

Hot in the press these days is about the case of the naked girl doing ear squats at the police station as the court proceedings have started. Police declare that it is a standard procedure to ask detainees to do ear squats in the nude to extricate stuff like drugs and contrabands hidden up their ah, nether cavities. They insist this procedure must continue to help arrest and eradicate these smugglers.

Today, as I walk to my office, I notice this newly painted message on a corner wall that says: Pemeriksaan polis di hadapan. Bersedia untuk berbogel dan ketuk ketampi (Police check ahead. Prepare to strip naked and do ear squats).

I wish I had a camera phone.

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