Saturday, March 03, 2007


1. I hate it when I bring samples of what I think is one of the best pineapple tarts for my colleagues to try and they say things like, "if butter is used instead of margarine, it would taste better", "it's a bit too rich for me" or "I only like the crust". Yet they keep coming back for more without wanting to place their orders.

2. So a colleague who just recently got married is already pregnant and someone goes, "tsk, tsk... and you've been married how long again?". My response was a swift, "Say that again and I'll kick you upside down"

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