Monday, October 10, 2005

Tom & Katie

Overheard on the radio this morning about how Scientologists do not believe in pain killers and that when you're giving birth, you shouldn't scream or yell because it will scare the baby.

"Katie should bring a knife when she's giving birth so that she can stab Tom every time she feels the pain and isn't allowed to scream. No, no, make that slicing his stomach to spill his guts out."

"You really don't like Tom, do you?"

"Honey, if you were to expect me not to take pain killers and scream while giving birth, I'll slice your guts out too."

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