Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Speaking of Spits...

My eldest sister told me this story so this is not first hand. She was sitting in a train in Melbourne and there was this attractive girl sleeping on the crowded train. Just as this scruffy looking guy was about to step out at the next stop, he cleared his throat and drew up phlegm and spat it out. Unfortunately it landed on this girl's hand (I think it was somewhere near her wrist or something). Anyway, she suddenly wakes up, sees the spit and proceeded to lick it up thinking she had drooled while she dozed!

Now go drink something.

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