Monday, August 08, 2005

The Finger

The other day, while I was keeping to my lane, this bus barged into my lane and forced me with two options:

1. Have the side of my car smash into the bus.
2. Stop completely while letting him through.
3. Switch lanes.

I took option 3 but first giving him the finger. Then I thought about it. Hey, when did this obscene sign take on meaning and what exactly does it mean anyway?

Is it to show them how deep we'd sodomise them? Yuck, I wouldn't want my finger anywhere near that.

My take to it is that the finger represents the penis. If that's the case, why are we showing our longest finger? Why not show the smallest finger to show those dickheads their actual size? Or will that still compliment them?

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