Thursday, November 10, 2005

Anti Graft Badge

Today's paper proudly reports that all policemen are supposed to wear a "I am anti-graft" badge as part of a campaign to wipe out corruption in the police force.

The funny thing is that they have also done up banners and car stickers amongst other thing and one of their car stickers say "Report if there is corruption". Yeah right, report to whom?

Imagine this scene:
Me at a police station: Your colleague just tried to bribe me at the roadblock down the road and I'm here to report him.
Policeman 1: Really? Are you sure you were the one who didn't offer him in the first place? You must have been speeding in the first place and was trying to get out of the ticket.
Policeman 2 who just walks in: What's going on here?
Policeman 1: Oh nothing, this person was trying to weasel out of a speeding ticket.

Scene inspired from my previous blog.

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